Hillary's brain...

Inside Hillary's brain:

Let's see, how will I get Catholics to support me. I know, I'll mock their religion.

How will I get Red Sox fans to support me. I know, I'll mock their team.

How will I get gays and lesbians to support me. I know, I'll mock the idea of them wanting to be married just like normal people who are in love.

How will I get environmentalists to support me. I know, I'll mock their belief in global warming.

How will I get fundamentalists to support me. I know, I'll mock Jesus Christ.

How will I get Obama supporters to support me. I know, I'll mock their movement and their sincere fervor.

~ Tom